Confirmation of what we had hoped was a vicious rumour has come in the form of The Secret, Secret Dubai's newsletter, which arrived in the DMO in-boxes today. The typically veiled snippet referred to a "notorious H.A.C.K" who was in the UAE on a false passport.
Yes pop pickers, could Mr X be back in town? Dubai media veterans may recall his former aliases, which include: ITP journo, 7Days, freelance "PR" consultant, accompanier of ladies of negotiable affection. Oh, and in case we forget, convicted felon.
Mr X has had a couple of stays in a Dubai jail already, for alcohol-abetted auto scrapes and japes. How on earth could he get back in the country, we hear you ask?
Our second source confirms: "He's in town on a false passport and already got picked up by the Jebel Ali cops. They suspected who he was, but couldn't be bothered to pursue it, and let him go."
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'tis true he is indeed back in town on an irish passport. What a complete fool, but then it is only a foolish action if you are firing on all cylinders which he clearly is not. My top tip of the day is stay away from him, dont work with him, dont speak to him he is a liability.
felons in Dubai media? a couple to choose from!
Sadly, it's not serial thief Bhoyrul although his behaviour continues to be criminal. At yesterday's Samsung press event he thought it necessary to bring three female (surprise!) acolytes from ITP for no other reason than to scoop four free phones on the way out. ITP was further repsesnted by another couple of staff who were actually there working. So, six ITP staff at the event...
Anyway, I digress. Who is the mystery felon?
Come on, folks, wakey! wakey! Dicky B has been back in Dubai for many months.
Ah, good to see Anal Boil still hasn't outgrown his need to be surrounded by adoring female fans...
who are you guys talking about? would u please enlighten us?
The town's hookers - especially the African laydeez - will be overjoyed that he is back! Here comes money!!
Does anyone know what he's doing here? has he got a job?
Richard Brown. There's a blast from the past.
Avoid, avoid, avoid.
Tricky by name, Dicky by nature. Or is it the other way round?
A cheeky PR lady has just helped her hack Fiancée win the laptop which was a competition prize in a press conference this week, so either guess what is the brand, and who the hack and the lady is?
A cheeky PR lady has just helped her hack Fiancée win the laptop which was a competition prize in a press conference this week, so either guess what is the brand, and who the hack and the lady is?
Does Dicky now hire Fainton? Like No Laurels and Hardly, those two. Or Tweedle Dumb and...
You people sound like a bunch of jealous haters. These rantings are reminiscent of house wives gossip over the garden fence. Tut tut tut why not leave the man alone or is the green monster too difficult to control. You incredible cunts!!
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